Second act of helpfulness: Desktop Wallpapers. I thought about linking a bunch of different screen resolutions to each separate wallpaper, but then I thought, “No! That is just more helpful than I’m willing to be today!” So, instead I packed them into some zip folders. If you like one, you’ll have to take all four. Mwahaha (ha!)




Click on your screen resolution to download:
Download 1024×768 Wallpaper
Download 1280×800 Wallpaper
Download 1280×960…
Download 1280×1024…
Download 1440×900…
Download 1600×1200…
Download 1680×1050…
Download 1920×1440…
Download 1600×900… (Bald Bob compatible)
Now, you may be saying, “Hey! Where’s the 800×600 resolution? That’s the one I need!” Well see here, I don’t approve of the 800×600 thing you’ve got going on. Look, I know you’ve gotten used to everything being so big that you can see it from outside the house looking in, but it’s time for a change. At first, everything will look very tiny to you and you’ll want to pull your hair out, but give it a week and you’ll be happier. I swear. Please, join us in the 21st century. It’s nice here. We have cool shizzle.